The first robot master has hot sauce stains on it because Sharon came over to where I was and tried to open my jar of hot sauce. Then Dave said "Don't open that" which scared her (making her think there was a bee in there), causing her to spray hot sauce all over my desk and face.
That is truly an amazing story. It was like the last supper, but with robot drawings and hot sauce. See, you'd be Jesus, I'd be Peter (the super good one), and Sharon would be Judas, coming to visit under the pretense of friendliness, but ultimately stabbing you in the back (with hot sauce). She betrayed you Jes-- Orest. And now your images have been crucified for it.
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